毒品/CHINESE MEDICINE, GECKO.
December 15, 2014 By Leave a Comment
“补肺养肾，适用于阳痿”。壁虎肉，看似滋味不错。算高纤维吗？益处倒是不少呀。
‘Strengthen the function of liver and lung. Good for impotence.’ Yum yum. Gecko’s. High in fibre? Good for ya fellas.
毒品/HEINZ THAI SPICY SAUCE
December 9, 2014 By Leave a Comment
HEINZ大约是最闻名遐迩的金牌番茄酱了，而我就喜欢番茄酱，尽管经典芥末也是相当有实力的竞争对手。我曾和我的朋友讨论过这个问题。回到正题，这不算是很大的噱头，在超市路过也有可能很轻易的pass掉。我觉得用酸甜汁加上点Tabasco辣酱自己就可以做出来。所以还是不要太相信炒作了。
Well Heinz is pretty much the gold standard for ketchup and I stand by ketchup. Even though mustard, classic mustard that is, is making a strong push for number 1 in the rankings. Ask my man G-Sex, we’ve had this conversation over a brunch back in the day. Back to biznizz, this is average. You see this in grocery aisles give it a pass. I think you can make this by taking sweet and sour sauce and adding some Tabasco. Don’t believe the hype.
毒品/WHITE RICE
November 25, 2014 By Leave a Comment
好吧,我知道你一定感到很莫名。就像我满心欢喜等着你一天唯一一次微博更新,你却给我来碗白米饭? WTF!嗨,但念在这是原创的份上,好歹也给我两分呗?这比起推广白皮书也只逊色那么一丢丢而已。谁会推广白皮书? 当然是SPITGAN,废话!第2点,这似乎也算是为白米饭增味的好点子呀?就比方说把白米饭堆成心形令人耳目一新,有没有。你其实不需要发明创新来博取关注率。想象一下,比方说用在某婚礼上!现在可以闭嘴了吧。
Ok. I know you trippin’. Like I waited all day for the meagre one update you give us and you gonna give me white rice?! WTF! Hey 2 points here. Its original right? Its also only one step below promoting white paper. Who does that? SPITGAN boo! Point 2, pretty simple idea to spice up rice no? Like damn, make it heart shaped and its all fresh and new. You don’t need to re-invent the wheel here to get our attention. Imagine this at a wedding! Now STFU.
