SPITGAN MAGAZINE: SPITTING MAD FIRE
金色的秋冬!這季Saint Laurent的金色真皮IPad套肯定會使你們目不暇給，可能就連路過的途人都會為你這個金光閃閃的IPad套回頭!但要小心就是這麼奪目的IPad套會使你成為小偷的目標…小心!
All gold everything! Isn’t that how the saying goes? How about this plush leather IPad case from Saint Laurent. Gives off that Midas touch look that will help you turn heads. Your probability of getting robbed might also increase with this eye catcher as well. Caution to the wind right? So the saying goes…
50-center/五毛黨
As part of its efforts to control the internet, the Chinese government employs thousands of people to post comments on the internet that are favorable to the Communist Party and/or reflect Beijing’s position on various issues. These people are known as ’50-centers’, english for the .50 yuan it is rumored they receive for each post/tweet.
中國政府努力控制互聯網，並起用了數千人在網上發表一些有利共產黨的言論及反映北京立場的各種問題。他們每發表一篇文章或消息就會得到五毛的報酬，所以他們的英文稱為 50 yuan (五毛黨)。
Naughty By Nature – Guard Your Grill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp1JARe5jG0&list=PL8BBB1A869C7DD9BD
http://www.ebay.com/itm/PP3-50-Real-MOOSE-POOP-doo-doo-silver-KEYCHAIN-key-ring-jewelry-funny-WEIRD-/390693124805?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5af71ffac5
這是鹿大便的鑰匙圈?!賣家列出這是「巨大黃金」，但我們SPITGAN不是糞便專家，就不便多說什麼。還有一點內容簡介是-它到現時為只是沒有臭味!
Not even is this a moose poop key chain. The description from the seller claims it is a ‘jumbo nugget’. Since we here at SPITGAN are in no way experts on poop, lets extend them the benefit of the doubt. It also claims that it has no smell what so ever, as one of its selling points.
你好!Louis Vuitton的太陽眼鏡系列是由Kim Jones先生去統領。Kim Jones先生，請把這個太陽眼鏡部門營運擴大吧!十分新鮮的設計在2013年當中。質感高的皮革遇上經典中的Louis Vuitton。一流!
Hello. Louis Vuitton shades from the design department headed by Mr. Kim Jones. Doing it bigger, still fresh to def for FW13. Flavorful leather pieces in the classic Vuitton brown. Yessir.
