毒品/ADIDAS X OPENING CEREMONY SS14

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DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNN! I mean it. Something’s you are anticipating and still appreciate when it meets your expectations. Something’s come out of the blue and just blow your mind. Adidas X Opening Ceremony this year is of the ‘blow your mind’ category. SIIIIIIIICK! They played of 2 themes this year, baseball and tai kwan do. The baseball theme for me since it is the more familiar of the two really killed it! Here we profile the accessories first. Yes its that nice, we’ll give this collection 2 posts. The purse is just too ill. All pieces, oh sorry, most play off the baseball weave itself. Its subtle, and the mono colors keep it simple and instantly timeless. The purse, ooooh! The high cuts for men and the heels for women! Get your fiend on. How can I forget the cap! Dope! Carol and Humberto ya’ll killin’ me…

FOOTNOTE : In no way am I saying Rickey Henderson is a priority over Tony Fernandez here as it is just the sequential order I created the images. Tony Fernandez is the SPITGAN magazine favorite baseball player of all time! Until the next comes along.

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毒品/MINI CREAM SANDALS

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Get Funky! (Cowbell) All the Ladies, the Ladies…Ya’ll too young for that Beastie Boy funk eh? You just know them as those 3 middle aged men with spiritual agendas? Damn. Google Robbin’ and Stealin’ sometime. In fact, I’ma bump that right now to get in a vicious mood. This sandal from Mini Cream is a sweeter funk, like it was squeezed out a softee pump in an ice cream truck. The primary colors are to dig and the raised platform with treads offer something for the vertically challenged. Just playin’. I’m in one of those mischievous moods for sure, but this line is all about that. Dig it! Available at I.T. retail stores.

毒品/JOHN HARDY CUFF

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BAD ASS. John Hardy silver. Know about this? When my bespoke tailor homeboy put me on to this stuff years ago, showing me a few John Hardy chains in his collection, it blew my mind. Boy where those some pieces. The distinctive dragon scale interlock, the style of the design. SICK! Now we have tapped the main line and here is a cuff from the Naga collection. Big and chunky, its officially a women’s piece but if you didn’t label it I would have guessed men’s. Enjoy.

时尚罪/FASHION CRIMES : PIERS ATKINSON BASEBALL CAP

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Um. Break it down for me Piers. What a gwan with this ‘ere?! Sell me. You gonna plop 2 plastic toys on a brim of a baseball cap and sell it to us for nearly 7 bills USD? I am lost, but my money won’t be on this sewage. Sorry B. I give you props for somehow sneaking this past the Joyce buyers but I ain’t havin’ it. The world don’t need none of this. I hope 90% of the proceeds from this hat is going to charity B.

毒品/JUUN J CHAMELEON BOOTS

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Freshie fresh! Light flux fabric on these boots take it to the next level! Watch out the Koreans are coming. Oh. They’ve already been here. My bad. Available at Joyce Boutique in Hong Kong and China.