You know what? I fear the #balmainarmy. Having had a chance to watch it materialize for a couple years now I get it. Ever seen Stargate? You know those retro-future Egyptian dudes they battle? They wearing Balmain. It’s actually a bit more Greco-Roman, but this stuff definitely makes me thing of that ish, cheese and all. It’s like a cross-section between the worst of Versace and Giorgio Armani. 82 outfits were strutted out on the runway this season. It was a bloodshed of denim and high hue color. Jesus Christ was somehow involved.
Tell me Jesus wasn’t an inspiration.
Hahahaha. NO.
